Freelance Life

EASTER!

Skyping with a cat, again.

This is Squeakers. She's very tech savvy.

St. Patrick's Day!

When I worked in the greeting card industry we got complaints from this one guy for a card that featured a drunk leprechaun. He said it was offensive to Irish people because it promoted the stereotype that they are all drunks. What was really offensive to Irish people was that he thought they were leprechauns. Happy St. Patty's Day you freakin alcoholics!

Downton Abbey -- You just got SERVED!!!!

I'm working on a new set about my childhood cat "Snoopy". 

Here is a photo of my smug brother holding our new cat. 

I wasn't allowed to hold him for the photo because I was 

"Too little and might squish him" 

(read: not the Golden Child. <--- still bitter!) 

I remember that I was pretty upset about it... can you tell? 

SanFranita Is... POOR!

Little Cartoon Girls!

I can't decide who I love more:

Louise Belcher from "Bob's Burgers"? 

Or Vanellope Von Schweetz from "Wreck-It Ralph"?

Louise is basically a socio-path/genius, voiced brilliantly by Kristen Schaal.
Vanellope is just what you imagine Sarah Silverman was like as a child:
A mischievous, never-say-die powerhouse of a tom boy. I want to eat them up!

p.s. I was nothing like either of them when I was a kid.
The closest thing we had when I was growing but was that
big ole lesbian Peppermint Patty, who I also liked a hell of a lot!

Bratty-Girl Power!